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Clint Eastwood
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  1. A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. - Jane Austen

  2. What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there." It's a girl, " Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one. - Cassandra Clare

  3. Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee. - J.r. Ward

  4. I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need. - Jeaniene Frost

  5. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charles M. Schulz

More Quotes By Clint Eastwood
  1. Tomorrow is promised to no one.

  2. They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

  3. This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

  4. I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid, I was annoyed by people who wanted to tell everyone how to live.

  5. First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

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